Defense Against the Dark Arts
Posted by Garrett on Sep 6, 2010 in Humour, Thinks I Think | 3 comments
Now, I would like to specify what the Dark Arts are. The Dark Arts are the abilities that girls use to bewitch, entrance, or otherwise completely take over boys’s brains. I don’t know if there is a suitable defense against this horrible and powerful Art, but if there is, then I would like to know before they get to me as well. Many of my friends...
Read MoreOhh no it’s… Blughhh
Posted by Garrett on Aug 27, 2010 in Athletics, Humour | 1 comment
OK. Well first off, I would like to apologize for not posting anything for the last week. I meant to, but I had a freaky stomach whatsit, and was throwing up all week. The image below has been my glorious companion for most of last week. Now, I realise most of you probably don’t want to know what happened to me or how, but since you are reading MY blog,...
Read MoreWhat do guys do?
Posted by Garrett on Aug 15, 2010 in Thinks I Think | 4 comments
Oh yeah, they break each other. I was recently on holiday, in America, and me and my cousin (anonymous) were out swimming with his dad and family. So, there I was just messing around in the shallow end and he turns to me and says “I am going to dunk you”. Keep in mind that he is a year and two months older than me. so we start wrestling in the...
Read MoreBad Romance Made Awesome
Posted by Garrett on Aug 14, 2010 in Humour, Planet Awesome | 1 comment
Okay, so normally I would never put anything as acrid as Lady Gaga on my blog, but I found this truly amazing video of an a capella group doing Bad Romance. You gotta watch it. Epic. (If you’re reading this post in a feed reader or via email subscriptionk, the embedded videos below won’t show up, so click my title to come see it on the actual...
Read MoreThe Secret Life of a Polite Teenager
Posted by Garrett on Aug 12, 2010 in Humour | 9 comments
All is not always as it first appears. Exhibit A. This, my friends, is evidence of my psychotic, Blue-tac-stealing past. As you can see, exhibit A. clearly shows a WAD OF BLU-TACK, proof that as a small child in primary school (Elementary school) I was a crazy,deluded Blu-tack thief. Each day, I would go to school to steal Blu-tack bit by bit over the...
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